Aha you silly little dog, laugh at a Penguin would you? Take that! I bet you are allies of those scoundrel PPIES. Let that be a lesson to all who wish to challenge the might of the Pirate Penguins.
Once more that evil Captain Fishbeard has struck. What is the fate of the poor pooch? Can someone please go along to see if it needs some TLC? Please BYOP and maybe bandages?
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