Nothing fancy about this one, except perhaps the evil timing? 
If you get word of this while attending the PCA (People's Choice Awards) event in Toledo, be advised that you may leave early, but will probably incur the wrath of the hosts who worked so hard to put it on. However, you may NOT "race" to the cache.
Any close encounters with local law enforcement will not get you there any faster. Trust me, I know. 
More of a (no) PARK(ing) grab than a walk in the PARK, unless you're lost and come in from the other direction.