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The Meat Trail - Kryten Traditional Cache

Hidden : 4/25/2021
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:


First up - Why Kryten? Originally there was some kind of electrical box here. A relic of the old rail way. Sadly thats long gone now but I always had this cache in mind as there was a stencil of Kryten painted here!

One of my favourite shows is Red Dwarf and Kryten is a series 4000 Mechanoid, part of the Red Dwarf crew.

Having lost his obedience programmes, Kryten is able to better himself. This leads to the other crew members convincing Kryten to lie and be rude, causing him to act up against commanding officer Rimmer calling him a, "SMMMEGGGGG HHHHHHEADDDDDD!"

Kryten has 3 spare heads and one time Spare Head #3 told him that the other heads held a poll and voted Kryten as the ugly, big-eared one.

Kryten loves stating Space Corps Directives, such as: "Space Corp Directive #7214:  'To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.'

# 5796. 'No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.'

This is part of a planned series of Caches to be left along my favourite bike track from Gawler - Wasleys.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Fcnpr Pbecf Qverpgvir #1742 - Ab zrzore bs gur Pbecf fubhyq rire ercbeg sbe npgvir qhgl va n tvatre gbhcrr

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)