This is a meaningless geocache. Do not hunt for it.
There are many motives for why people do this stupid Geocaching hobby. I need to be totally frank with you right here and now and say this cache will not gratify any of your dumb geocaching reasons. The location is ugly, it’s not in an attractive location, you will have no desire to ever return. There is absolutely nothing interesting to see or do here or anywhere around here. You won’t find an enjoyable drive, there is not a single historic site to study. The accuracy of the coordinates is probably off by miles not feet so you may not even be in the right city. It’s just another dead-end dirt road walk. Blackbird isn’t even a clever container. It’s just a box on a stick made from stuff I had lying around the shop. There is no logbook. If you really feel the need to sign a paper that no one will read and will just get waterlogged and illegible in four days, scratch your name with a branch in the dirt.
The song I mentioned is one of the most ear-piercing pieces of music I’ve ever hear. Not kidding, it sucks. In fact, the hint is just gobbledygook, it means nothing and will not help you. Besides, if you need a hint you’re a moron, to begin with. I mean seriously, just open that dang thing. The difficulty and terrain are not even close to what this is. I just guessed so deal with it. I just picked the first 15 allowed attributes. There is no swag (i.e. crap you didn’t want and the McDonalds toys your kids are tired of playing with). There is no cool trinket for you overachievers with nothing else to do but drop everything important, ditch your family and rush out in the middle of the night for a pointless FTF that no one but you (for some unknown reason) cares about. Even if you do get the FTF you will get no credit from me on the cache site. In fact, instead of a congratulatory message, I’ll probably just ridicule you for wasting your time.
I don’t even want you to find it. It would make me happy to get a message from the Geocaching HQ asking if this is an abandoned cache because it has never even been found. Or even better yet, maybe a Muggler (seriously who comes up with these names - just call them smart regular people with actual lives and think the junk we leave around the world should be cleaned up) finds it and burns it into the ashes it deserves to be. Maybe I haven’t made myself clear…THERE IS NO REASON TO COME AND FIND THIS CACHE!!. Any cacher who does find it should be mocked, scorned, belittled, rejected, ignored, taunted, jeered, sneered, and have their eyebrows shaved by society. Don’t waste your time and go get some ice cream instead.
On second thought you should despise ME for hiding this cache instead of beating yourself up for being weak and ignoring all the warning signs in this description. After this, you should be suspicious of all my hides. I’m now starting to feel humiliated that I published this. To save everyone else out there from my foolishness, I think I’ll just archive this next week. To limit exposing the rest of the Geocaching community and wasting their time, I’ll make this listing a premium member only.
One more time, forget about this one, don’t search for it, and get your life back. I mean seriously, reprioritize your life man! You’re better than this.
All that said, if the itch to find this won't go away, please use the suggested parking on Osage and do not park on Pomeroy road.
Congrats to Mugger52 for the FTF. I'm so disappointed in you. You just couldn't resist the temptation of grabbing this meaningless cache. 