Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
One day they met a penguin,
A Pirate chap you know,
He eyed the woolly creature,
Oh No! You Fiend. NO, NO!!
Oh no! What has the fiend done now? Is he just after a new woolly hat, or is it lamb chops? Best come along. BYOP and maybe some mint sauce.