*Disclaimer: This is not meant to offend, only to amuse.
As a teecher 
i find it very dificolt not too judge each cash page i reed 
,
Their are some paiges that are so riddled with errers 
that your left wandering if there part of the puzzel or not.
Becoz of his i have writen some pacific rules for COs 
to follow when righting a cashe page 
.
1. Always be sure to finish what you
2. It is essential to use words correctly, irregardless of how other people use them.
3. Avoid cliches like the plaque.
4. Carefully proofread your work incase you any words out.
5. Huge exaggeration is a billion times worse than an understatement.
6. Good grammar does not repeat itself, or say again what has been said before.
7. Glaring mispelings, and typographical errers can be avoided by using a spell chekker.
8. Autocorrect is a useful tool, however be sure to check your writing as some changes can be aardvark.
9. Don't use commas, that, are not, necessary.
10. Frequently take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
11. Don't never use no double negatives.
Twelve. Forever be consistent.
13. Ignoring puctuation can make you sound like a psychopath. Case in point - 'I like cooking my family and my pets'.
14. Instead of using a big word to feint intelligence, use a diminutive alternative.
15. Get a thesaurus to expand your vocablewri vocablewry vocablary vocab.
With any luk you mite find this in4mation helpfull.
Congratchewlationz too BenM70 for been the TFF.
