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Talk Like a Pirate Day

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19 September 2021, 12:00 - 13:00

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Ahoy!  Avast, ye mateys!  Aye, aye!  Arrrr!  Ya bilge rat!  Let's hoist some grog!  Shiver me timbers!  That should be enough to get ye started.


Who: Newbie and Veteran Geocachers.  If you've never been to an event, it's kind of like an open house.  Wander in during the time slot, say hello to people you know and meet ones you don't, maybe win a raffle prize (at most of my events, anyway), pick up any nearby caches.


What:  Meet and Greet, get to know your fellow cachers.  Bring/Wear something Pirate-related for one extra raffle ticket (1 extra ticket/person).  Must be present to win.

When:  Sunday, September 19, 12:00-1:00 pm.

Where:  Glover Park, River Falls, WI

How:  Via Pirate Ship, of course.  Or, if it's in for barnacle scraping, use your bike, car, SUV, van...

Why:  Why not?

Warning!  Dangerous waters ahead.  Brace yourself:

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?   Well, some people think its 'R', but that's just a hurtful stereotype. Other people say that their true love is the 'C' which is certainly understandable… But it's actually the letter 'P', because without it, they're just irate.

What’s the best name for a pirate dog? Patches!

Why can’t pirates learn the whole alphabet? Because they spend years at “C”!

What's the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. 

What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? 8 pirates. 

Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

What do you call a pirate that likes to skip school? Captain Hooky!

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheap? He bought it on sail.

Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

What is a pirate’s worst enemy? Termites 

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie.

What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet? I, I, R, and the seven C’s!

What is a pirate’s favorite type of exercise? The plank!

How much did the pirate pay for his earings? A buck-an-ear.

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

Why did the pirate go on vacation?  He needed a little ARRR and ARRR.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?  Aye Matey.  (I had to say this one out loud to get it!)

Where does a pirate go when they are hurt?  To the e-arghh.

Why do some pirates have bad breath?  Because not all who plunder have flossed.

Why are pirates lousy tippers?  They give no quarter!

*****Parrrrum-pum.  I'll be here all week!


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