Why is Eeyore depressed in Winnie the Pooh?
The characters in A.A. Milne's famous children's stories suffer from unrecognized and untreated problems including attention deficit disorder and chronic depression, said a study by pediatricians at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal.
The team of Canadian pediatricians concluded that Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Tigger and Christopher Robin are "seriously troubled individuals" in dire need of psychoactive drugs. Chronically unhappy Eeyore could use an antidepressant. Tigger may need a stimulant, or a stimulant combined with hypertension drug clonidine, to curb socially intrusive behavior. As for Pooh, he appears to suffer from attention deficit disorder, treatable with a low-dose stimulant. But seriously, have you seen how Eeyore lives? That is depressing.
This cashe is not hidden where Eeyore is. Please don't move him.