This cache was placed with the intention of being found for GAG29 - ie. not before 6:00 pm on September 25th, 2021.
As I was pondering the theme of GAG29, a number of words came to mind. Hmmm … could a story be made from 8 of them – all toy-related verbs? Hmmm …
“Once upon a time, a popular F decided to try to oust A from office. He tried everything to get votes. He put on political Bs. He threw E. He claimed the incumbent's office was a G. He even hired someone to H with the voting machines. No matter how he Ced he just made a D of himself. When the votes were counted, it turned out that neither the incumbent nor the tradesman had a majority. The race was won by a write-in candidate who garnered all the geocacher votes – fella that went by the name Binthair.”
To further assist you, here are some hints about those 8 words (note: they don't necessarily start with the letters A through H):
A = a "half cousin" of lollygag
B = a pull of the Big Apple
C = an eponymous Italian variety of this can be terribly expensive
D = a great, great, great …. great grandparent
E = where you’ll often find kids
F = in the 1970s a novel made this trade famous
G = sounds awful, but soldiers are drawn there
H = one of the guys re-asphalting our driveway last month was this
Write out A through H and number each letter sequentially. The decimal minutes of the N and W coordinates of the largish micro cache are the alpha numeric values, or their digital roots, of the 5th, 12th, 14th, 18th, 24th and 36th letters.