Where did all the fun go in the world?

It is time we made a stand and started the belly laughs rolling again. 

So grab a seat and start chuckling for no reason. See how many muggles you can get chuckling along with you. We all know chuckles are infectious so let's spread those chuckles far and wide.

Now lets raise the infectious ante! 

It's a well known fact that pointing up at nothing makes other people look up too, so point up while your chuckling and see how many muggles you can get to look up and chuckle too.

Obviously this is in no way a stealth cache so lets raise the muggle ante!

Try to convince the chuckling muggles that you are part of a national survey on chuckles, and that the log is actually a survey of chuckly-ness. If any of them feel suitably chuckled then get them to put their funniest nickname on the log too.

Do not stop until the muggle's chuckle muscles can muggle chuckle no more!

Of course you could just sign the log. You still get your smiley, but don't tell us you aren't just a little bit tempted to play along.

Disclaimer:

• Warning!!! This cache has been set by idiots.

• You attempt this cache at your own risk, you are responsible for your own actions. Please do not come crying to the CO, or the reviewer if you get a boo-boo,

• Do not attempt this cache without the permission of your other half or designated carer. However, if they say "no" then an 'emergency at work' call can be provided in exchange for a suitable bevarage. Contact Mike for more details.

• Do not attempt this cache wearing a mankini or a scary clown costume, you may die. Crocs with socks may also lead to fatal injuries.

• Ensure that dogs remain in sight at all times and that children are kept on short leads. If you lose your dog then message us and we will help search for it. If you lose your child, meh, your on your own.

• If you reach for the cache and it moves without any contact, it is not the cache. Leave it alone.

• As a general rule of thumb the terrain rating on our caches equals the depth of grip you need on your shoes in inches. This does not apply where skis or aqualungs are required. If you reach GZ and your ears get really cold you need skis. However, if your ears start filling with water you need an aqualung.

• If you get stung by a nettle do not shout at it. They are deaf and it will still sting you if you touch it again.

• If you feel the need to forage while searching remember to start high and not go too low down. Think about how high a Great Dane can lift it's leg. We will not be held responsible for stomach upsets.

• If you happen to see a camel on the beach please contact Crab and Lobster for expert advice on the latest camel feeding guidelines.

 
Logging ettiquette:

•  If you are FTF:- can you please send a log to tell everyone how superior you are as quickly as possible.

• If you are racing to be FTF and you lose:- please do not run over the FTF until they are beyond 162m from GZ. Blood in the cache zone seems to put people off looking properly.

• If you are rushed for time:- you may write 'log to follow' but unlike the other 539 that are still waiting for a follow-up, please do so promptly this time.

• If you find the cache where it shouldn't be:- do not use the log to complain about it. You shouldn't have been looking there in the first place.

• If you feel the need to take a picture:- please take one of something interesting. We are still having nightmares from seeing your face on that other cache page.

• If you want to build you word count up on the stats page:- for the love of all things holy, can you start your life story from 5 minutes before you found the cache until 30 seconds after you replaced it.

• If the hint says 'eye level' but you find it at 'belly-button level':- you do not need to tell us how vertically challenged we are, just consider yourself lucky.

• If you think the cache is missing after looking at GZ for 30 seconds:- the batteries in the 12 foot flashing arrow that points straight at the cache may have died. Do not panic, it is probably hidden somewhere close by. Search for another 10 minutes per difficuly rating before logging a dnf.