Perfect spot for a public Liar's Cache. To claim the find you MUST log some sort of lie, fib, tall tale, whopper, etc,. this is part of claiming/logging the find for this type of cache. 
You are looking for a nano hidden where the title says it is located (that part is not a lie).
When logging this cache, you should tell a lie...a BIG LIE!
This Liars Bench geocache is for telling whoppers, stretching the truth, telling white lies, fibs, tales, exaggerating, distorting, misinforming, falsifying, speaking untruths and all those other things we wish we could do on a more regular basis. Feel free to enhance your geocache adventure however you would like when reporting your find. The more untruthful, the better! Try to log the most interesting whopper!
This geocache is hidden in a completely inaccessible area. In order to access the geocache, you will need to bring professional climbing gear, white water boats, spelunking gear, and extreme cold weather gear. It is advisable to bring shotguns to take down the mosquitoes that are the size of small dogs and come in swarms capable of sucking the entire blood supply from a cow in less than ten minutes. Depending on your level of immunity to tropical diseases, you may wish to wear a full chemical/radiological/biological contamination suit.
You will need to be comfortable sleeping in the wild as it may take several days of stomping through wild boar infested underbrush in order to find this geocache. I would recommend bringing supplemental oxygen or learning to breathe really deep before attempting this geocache.
Upon reaching the geocache location, you will be bedeviled by the cunningly hidden geocache. It will most likely take days of searching sheer cliff faces and underground streams (Did I remember to mention that you may want to bring SCUBA gear?). It would take Superman with his X-Ray vision and the support of blood hounds hours to find the geocache -- it is that well hidden. (As a side note, Superman's ability to fly would serve you well also.)
Once you find the geocache, you will find that it has been locked with a puzzle so complex that only a Quantum Computer could solve it in less than a week. Upon opening the geocache, you will find that it is filled with useless trinkets and a soggy log book with no writing implements. Good luck, you will need it.
Please replace with your right hand when sitting down.
This is a public geocache that is visible to everyone. Hidden nearby are more geocaches that I and others have placed that are often more complex, challenging and fun, but they are for premium members. I recommend you give premium a try and see if you like the increased amount and variety of caches available to you.
Credit goes to doglover1338 for the inspiration and most of the words for this cache.