For Sale: Lovely Mansion in a geocache-rich area

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You stumble upon an ad for this eye-catching mansion. Whether you're thinking of retirement, or just to move to an area where there are more geocaches still to be found, this humble abode can be your home base for many geocaching outings to come.

And it's only $2 million!

A steal really!
But for many years, you've spent all of your free time finding geocaches, and perhaps spent a little more money doing that than you had planned.
Geocaching is free, right? Between the geomobile, the boat, and the unpaid time off from work, your savings bank account is virtually empty.

! !   Newsflash  ! !

Geocaching HQ will now pay you for geocaching -- retroactively!

Finally, all those wasted hours over years of geocaching fun will pay off financially!
Quick! Check your "Geocaching Savings Account" and find out if you can afford the ultimate geocaching mansion.

To log this cache as a FOUND, you have to be worth at least $2,000,000.

$100 per Traditional Cache
$200 per Multi-Cache
S300 per Mystery / Unknown / Puzzle / Challenge Cache
$400 per Virtual Cache
$400 per Earthcache
$500 per Letterbox Hybrid
$600 per Wherigo Cache

$300 per [standard] Event Cache
$400 per CITO Event
$500 per Mega-Event
$700 per Community Celebration Event
$1000 per Giga Event

$1000 for the Groundspeak HQ Celebration
$1000 per Groundspeak Block Party
$900 for the Groundspeak HQ
$900 per Project A.P.E. Cache
$600 per Webcam Cache
$500 per Locationless (Reverse) Cache
$800 per GPS Adventures Exhibit