Swab them decks you scallywags,
Hoist them sails up high.
Fetch ole Polly here a cracker or two,
Aye Aye Captain Aye Aye!
Ahoy, Maties! Ye must walk the plank to plunder me booty. When ye spot the Kraken, Look up to the crow's nest. Shiver me Timbers and a Yo Ho Ho to the FTF. Have fun, me hearties!
- Cap'n WhiteFoot