A cache dedicated to my hatred of garden gnomes. Although not a requirement for logging the cache, I would love it if people brought a garden gnome to leave at GZ.
I would not recommend doing this one in the dark as there are nearby cliffs that are not fenced. You will also need to bring your own pen.
They sit and wait at the garden gate
For friend or foe to come
Their beards are fixed, their nature cold
Their concrete hearts don't beat or hum.
Their beady eyes watching you from afar
With their pointed hat they lie in wait
Don't turn your back, don't leave your car
Be alert, don't test your fate
Beware the glare of a garden gnome
That hides beside a slippery path
They'll trip you hard and curse your home
They're evil of spirit those garden gnomes
With chubby cheeks and tiny hands
A glint in their eye and a menacing grin
They lurk in packs and haunt these lands
Don't be fooled, evil lies within
For when night comes, they come out to play
They are the things that scare demons away
So stay in the light and close to home
For fear of meeting the dreaded GARDEN GNOME!
