The Meandering Sow #05

OK, all together now...

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home...

So that's the traditional rhyme, but these days everything changes doesn't it? 

So here's a new version for these new times in which we live:

This little piggy shopped online,
This little piggy played on Fortnight,
This little piggy had a vegan sausage roll,
This little piggy had none 'cos he hates that stuff.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all over the floor..