Congrats on FTF to FCCooper!!
When i was a kid, i was the oldest of about 6 kids. We moved a lot, and money was tight. I never got to hunt eggs like the younger kids did, and i didn't get to do a lot of things a kid should have been able to do. As a young adult, I've done damage control to satisfy my inner child.
consider this damage control.
you are searching for a camo egg that is epoxy filled to be water proof. bring your own pen.
Be aware of stinky trees.