We were surprised that a law officer of such stature as stands here did not have a cache nearby, so we remedied the situation.
A couple ideas for the title were discussed with Blazing Saddles getting the nod in loving memory of Mrs. Bocce Crew's father, who absolutely loved that movie.
Honorable mention went to an Eric Clapton earworm - "I Shot The Sheriff" (but I did not shoot the deputy) as evidenced by this one's existence.