Welcome to the beautifully wet world of Lana Lanac.
I like all types of canals, caching and lots of other exciting activities.
Na then, a thought ad try oldin one ov these drink n eat events betwen two ov me bestist places, the boozer n the chippy. I'll be up this way after collecting me bessie Skol Bloc from an holiday he's bin avin at Er Majestys pleasure, Gow'd bless her.
We're be doin sum celebrating an coming back ome an meetin with all me fella boaties at the boat festival. Am to late fir to av a gatherin fir that day.
Then na thought we'd stay about a bit an catch this cider booze up, shame ther's no sausages on t' fire.
The boozers got bands on agan, and plan is to av a beer n chips and earwig wot music's playing. Tickets r'on sale if you wanna to go an watch the bands, sort ye sell owt ther.
No buyin of owt is needed to attend this event, you can be as tight as the preverial if you want !
So, meet at side o lock, bridge end and we'll see wot appens an were we can sit, mabe bring an old beer crate t sit on.
Event 6.30pm till 9pm or last the leave, or if host falls drunk in t' cut.
All bein well, thell be a lab cache released an a bonus for ye to go fir on day, but good luck we that.!
Keep yer eye out for me. I’m the bloke with the big canal plug in me ‘and.