National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Ahoy matey! Once 'round dee sun, dar be a day w'en me breatheren meet 'n talk o' good times, 'n treasure long lost 'n found.
Come down ter dee park on dee shoreline 'n meet yer local crew. Pirate geer suggested - a group photo o' me pirateers be grand. Bring yer own flasks 'n grog - true grog be even legal at dee park! Dar be parkin', but carpooling be dee captains recommendation. A short walk be way o' flat trails ter de meet up. Dee sun be droppin' be 7:15, so grab yer lanterns if yer gunna stay ter gab longer... Dar eez NO COVER fer da masses. If eet be a rainin' - an umbrella be a grand weapon ter keep 'n hand.