A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a whiskey and...........coke." The bartender says, "Why the long pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them."
“I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.”
Do you know why the Great Pyramids are in Egypt? They were to heavy to carry to the British Museum.
Do you know why the bike fell over? It was too tired to stand.
This cache had a completely different name and description until I saw the GC code. I could not possibly let that go by unnoticed.
If you have any more "Why the" jokes or sayings, please post them!