You would get wet if you tried to find the cache in the middle fo the Susquehanna River. It isn't there. You need to find the coordinates in this story. Note that I didn't need a zero, so I started counting at 1. And I didn't need a four, so there is a spare Piano Bench after the coordinates you need.
Before we get started, perhaps we need to take a seat on a Park Bench and make sure our shoes are tied and that we have snacks for our journey. But don't get distracted by the fun of a Tire Swing or the gentle joy of sitting on a Porch Swing on a hot summer afternoon. Now is not the time to sit on the Sidelines. Get up off that Park Bench and get moving. Who will you recruit off the Sidelines or maybe the Dock of the Bay to join you?
Now that you've grabbed someone from the Sidelines or perhaps a Rocking Chair, get hiking. Your companion may wish they had stayed on the Dugout Bench or the Sidelines. They may yearn for the Porch Swing gently rocking in the breeze. But you know how to hike and get them off the Dugout Bench and up the hill to something that is not quite a Stoop in the woods. But you could sit down and reach behind and under to find the pill bottle container. Aren't you glad you didn't have to carry a Piano Bench up that hill?
Congratulations to NoBlueCircles on the First-to-Find on a chilly morning.