| Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, |
And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it. (2) |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, |
and the dancers hit each other. (4) |
| I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. |
Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. (3) |
| I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, |
you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. (5) |
| If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? |
because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. (7) |
| If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. |
but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. (7) |
| If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? |
by something as simple as wild dogs. (5) |
| It takes a big man to cry, |
especially the mouth part of the face. (9) |
| It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart |
I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. (0) |
| Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". |
I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. (0) |
| Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more |
than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. (5) |
| The face of a child can say it all, |
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. (8) |
| To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, |
which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (4) |
| To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. |
You see, we build to that. (4) |