Ahoy, bilge rats! This day, this nineteenth of SeptembARR... It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Now, I be hidin' my booty for all ya landlubbers to find! But hear ye and be warned, for such a treasure is locked behind a curse that shall surely bring yer downfall if ye aren't careful! Ye will be needin' a writin' stick, and methinks a pair of tweezers as well...
I have prepared for ya, a long list of steps ye may follow, if ye so choose, when ye claim your prize:
NUMBER ONE: Who be yer favorite pirate, be him real or ficticious?
NUMBER TWO: You may scrawl yer log as if you were a pirate yerself! In other words, yer log can be entirely in pirate talk!
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Actually, that be all. I seem to 'ave misplaced the list. Someone'll have a fish in 'is boot tonight, mark my words!
Ye dont have to do them if ye dont want to, but ye can if ye wants to get into the pirate spirit! ARRR!
Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle 'o' rum!