Another fun event brought to you by them hayseeds down yonder at the
{This is a general social event, being held from 2:00 to 3:00 pm.}
We had so much dad-burn fun before, that we wanna do it ag'in and ag'in!!! (cause we ain't got no better sense!
Use whatever navigational means necessary to git yerself to the Upstate of South Catilackey and join us at Ol' Man Cooley's "Strawberry Hill!"
There will be several parking options for your wagon, mule, buggy or horse that you rode in on. Once you are there feel free to mix and mingle about the general area of the posted coordinates. Come on inside where I hear-tell there's some might fine ice cream to be had (and probably fresh from Bessie, herself!) Keep in mind that the bartering for the treats and such...
Y'all should see us other like-willed folks hangin' around, ('cause we couldn't sell enough of them coke bottles to reserve the stage this year!) and mingle where you'll probably see some of us slurpin' on some tasty ice cream, too.
We'll squander away the time, chewin' the cud until around 2:30 pm, where, one by one, tell us who you is and what part of the kuntry y'all came from. Then, if'n you are brave enuff, hike up yer britches and tell us all one of your funniest, corniest jokes to the crowd.
That's right...YOU get to be the star that you always knew that you could be! So do yer research and git to practicin' in front of a mirror! THIS could be that BIG BREAK!!! (Or not, who knows?)
Please be sure to keep ‘em brief and clean, because there’s apt to be old maids, preachers and kiddies around and you wouldn’t want to be responsible fer settin’ a bad example and sendin’ them down the wrong path, ya’ know...
There are sure to be a few giggles, a lotta guffaws and maybe even a snort or two!
Once we have been through the whole group, and everyone has had their turn, until we are all doubled over, (either from laughter or pain...whatever) we will do it all agi'n, if'n y'all want!
Is that all? Well, if'n all you wanted was a "smilie" fer yer geocache log, then yep, that's it. At 3:00 pm, the offishul event will be complete and you-uns can skeddadle away.
BUT...if'n you wants to stick around fer some more fun, and maybe git to use your noggin a little more, hang on to yer hats!
Some of y'all may wanna try your hand at the local "Corney- Maze" across the road to top off the day. This year, accordin' to Granny's Almanac, the sun should be beddin' down around a quart til 7, so it can git a mite spooky...what with the crickits and frogs all a chirpin' and squeekin' and such, and she don't want no young-un's having bad dreams, so they aint letting nobody in after 6:00 so they won't get too spooked
Keep in mind that their's apt to be some tradin' in order fer you to git lost in the maze, and probably some even slicker tradin' to git yerself out! I hear-tell that it might cost ya about a ten-spot (a couple bucks less fer the soldiers and little-uns under 8). They don't take no Greenbax trading stamps like yer local Piggly-Wiggly, so take heed!
Also, Ma' Cooley has done her best to keep this place spic-n-span, so don't go trackin' dirty dirt on her clean dirt, and fer goodness sakes, leave yer four-legged friends at home guardin yer own shack, 'cause them thangs might not be polite where they tend to thier bizziness, and no body wants to step in that whilst strollin' around!
Now, as a reminder, Ol' Man Cooly don't want no shenaigans, so heed the rules whilst yer there, or else Granny will tan her hide, and but good!
Wanna know more? Git on a com-pooter or one of those newfangled smart-phones and check out our wurl-wide-webs fancy-shmancy USCGA Facebook thang: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129457952473/