Probably the most common form of dieting involves counting calories. This short 2 stage multi also involves counting calories, but it doesn't have anything to do with dieting. If you know us, you know we're always exploring new ventures. Many of you may remember my effort to open a medical school to teach proctology. That didn't work out so well... Now we're gonna open up a restaurant! I mean what could go wrong??? We don't have a location or many other details figured out yet, but we do have a menu that's almost done. We wanted to share our progress with you.
At stage 1, you should find a tube with the menu inside. Use the menu to count calories so you can find stage 2 and sign in. Instructions are printed on the menu.
As the French say, "Bone amputee!" (It means "good appetite" or something like that.)
