Bah! Humbug!! Traditional Cache

This is that wasteful season that my great uncle had it right: a frivolous and terrible time of the year full of gluttony and squandering of hard earned money. He coined the term, Bah! Humbug! and I want to spread his fine words, as I have tried to emulate my life after him.

This cache is a medium-sized container full of bah humbug gifts with one just for you. There are plenty so each person can have one, but take two if you are especially bad! I pay an arthritic blind old woman a dollar for a dozen, so there will be plenty more to restock this cache. Do not leave anything behind: the aim of this cache is to spread greed, so take! Inside the container is a smaller plastic tube with a water-resistant logsheet and pencil. Sign the log or I will howl with laughter when I delete your log.

The container is in the middle of a thicket of pine and douglas-fir trees, the coordinates might suck like this cache. There are two dead broadleaf trees in the middle. The cache is under the larger one, where a large branch is still attached. Let me know if the gifts are dwindling or if the snow is piling up and I will add more and clear a path for more greedy cachers to come. Bah! Humbug!

Bah! Humbug!!