Once upon a time, in a green, grassy land,
There lived three Billy Goats, each with their own band.
They roamed and they grazed, and they ate all they could,
But one day they found that their food had run out.
So they set off to find a new place to dine,
And they came upon a bridge that crossed a bright shine.
But as they tried to cross, they heard a loud gobble,
And they saw a turkey, blocking the bridge's cobble.
"Who are you, and why do you stand in our way?"
The first Billy Goat asked, as he brushed his goat's hay.
"I am the turkey troll, and I'll eat you up whole,
Unless you pay me a fee, with a sheep or a fowl,"
The second Billy Goat stepped up and said, "We'll pay you fair,
But if you won't let us pass, we'll just go elsewhere."
The turkey troll laughed and said, "You're no match for me,
I'll gobble you up, just wait and see."
But the third Billy Goat was the largest and strongest,
He puffed out his chest and he beat on his drum.
"We'll not be bullied or threatened with fright,
We'll cross this bridge, with all of our might."
The turkey troll saw the determination in their eyes,
He knew he couldn't win, no matter how he tries.
So he stepped aside and let the Billy Goats pass,
And they crossed the bridge, without any more hassle.
The three Billy Goats went on their way,
And the turkey troll was left alone that day.
But he learned his lesson, and he never bothered them again,
And the Billy Goats lived happily, on their green, grassy land.
P.S. watch out for the local TURKEYS