Witness if you will a geocaching event, created out of my love of geocaching, and my other love of beef, cheese, lettuce, and tomato crammed into a delicious hand held shell. Imagine if you will a table covered in trackables and chips, and cachers dripping spicy salsa onto the log book as they scribble down their names. Brace yourself, for you are entering the Taco Geocaching Zone.
Some will say this event is too far, or that there is too much traffic to get here. Those folks will suffer alone, be hungry, and have no one to talk about their latest geocaching adventure with. Let it be known that you do not have to purchase anything to attend this event, but you will be envious of the folks who do.
CHAPTER 1: Taco Cachers from the 4th Dimension
Three mysterious dimensional geocachers appeared out of nowhere three days ago. They didn't stay long, but they left a flaming hot taco and this warning: "People of earth, we are sorry. To save our planet we must leave this taco on yours. If you do not eat this taco soon, it will continue to heat up and consume your solar system."
Scientist studied the taco, and realized that it was too spicy to eat here on earth, as it became one degree hotter each day it was here. The only thing they could do was load it onto a rocket and launch it into orbit. Once there, Decorated Astronaut (and Space Geocacher) Steve Jupiter, would eat the taco in space.
