Witness if you will a geocaching event, created out of my love of geocaching, and my other love of beef, cheese, lettuce, and tomato crammed into a delicious hand held shell. Imagine if you will a table covered in trackables and chips, and cachers dripping spicy salsa onto the log book as they scribble down their names. Brace yourself, for you are entering the Taco Geocaching Zone.
Some will say this event is too far, or that there is too much traffic to get here. Those folks will suffer alone, be hungry, and have no one to talk about their latest geocaching adventure with. Let it be known that you do not have to purchase anything to attend this event, but you will be envious of the folks who do.
CHAPTER 2: In Space No One Can Hear Your Taco Sizzle
Astronaut Steve stepped from the platform and opened the airlock. It has been 6 weeks since he last made a space walk, but he had no choice. The fate of the solar system depended on his belly.
The alien taco he was about to eat was too spicy to eat on earth and in the rocket. He only had one chance of eating it, and that was in the cold confines of space. He took a deep breath, stepped off and out into space, and floated 30 feet from his ship. There he could finally eat this taco.
He held it out and it looked delicious. He couldn't smell it, feel it through his gloves, or hear it sizzle. It was then he realized that there was another obstacle. How was he going to get the taco to his mouth without removing his helmet and depressurizing?
