HOLY HAND GRENADE
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
‘Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him!
Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD:
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER:
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying
Oh, Lord. bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large - ”
This series is a tribute to one of the classic scenes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Have fun!!
P.S. You might have to get here by canoe or boat in the summer.
1. This CARW2023 cache will be published about 6:00 pm on Thursday March 2, 2023.
2. This cache has been placed for the CARW2023 event with the intention that it not be located until 9:00 am on SATURDAY March 4, 2023.
3. Should you hunt and find this cache prior to that time, it will not count for the event, and FTF points are only valid starting at 9:00 am on March 4, 2023.
4. This year, cache hunting will run until 2:00 pm on SUNDAY March 5, 2023.