Remember "Writing lines" as a punishment in school. Although not a traditional form of punishment today, there is a youngster that had to do this almost daily. Some of these lines came to produce coordinates where this cache is hidden. Once you figure out who i'm talking about, this should be a pretty simple puzzle.
Here are some of the "lines" he had to write:
North:
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
A burp is not an answer.
I will not complain about the solution when I hear it.
I did not invent irish dancing.
This is not a clue... or is it?
I am not my long-lost twin
West:
Beans are neither fruit nor musical.
I will not spin the turtle.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I will not hang donuts on my person.
I will not waste chalk.
I did not see Elvis
Pain is not the cleanser
As always, Difficulty rating is for the puzzle itself. Not the cache find.
Good Luck!