Emperor Palpatine summons you to a Revenge of the SITH Imperial Poker Run at Tillie Fowler Regional Park, just across on the Dark Side of NAS Jacksonville Rebel Naval Base. Gather your Force(s) at the Pavillion next to the Playground.
The Empire will be hosting a Sabacc Poker Run with prizes for those with the highest hands. You’ve never played a Sabacc Poker Run? The entire Resistance family can play together. Droids will place blaster ammo cans within the park with envelopes containing one card each. Retrieve only ONE envelope per geocaching padawan per blaster ammo can, please. You can find as many containers as you want or all of them. Bring all your sealed envelopes to the Pavilion UNOPENED. The fate of your galaxy depends on your cards. Suppose you find all the caches, and your highest-ranking hand seals your fate. The Emperor will award a prize to the top three hands.
Bring your Roasted Porgs, Blue Milk, or other foods to share with everyone at noon. Please remember that this can’t happen without you. The Empire needs to divert funds to the next generation of Death Stars. Otherwise, it would have provided the food. And remember to pick up after your Wookiees.
Bring comfortable footwear and Jawa repellent for those pesky little buggers. And bring those travel buggers so scruffy-looking nerf herders, bounty hunters, and smugglers can help them with their missions.
I hope to see some Jedi Knights present. They’re becoming more challenging to find, thanks to our Inquisitors. And come share with other Imperial officers, both old and new.