Multicaches are just SOOOOO inefficient! You're just trying to drive up your find total, and boom, now there's tons of extra work to find ALL those stages and only ONE single measley smiley to show for so much tedious hunting! Good grief! 
We thereby present The Multicache for People Who Hate Multicaches. (Or who are in a hurry. Or who need a quick p&g. Or want an unexpected giggle. Or are being chased by zombie grizzly bears but really need to grab a multicache cache on the way. Or it's too cold. Or it's raining. Or just want an easy multicache for any other reason.) Enjoy!