A series of ten caches dedicated in a humorous way to our local flying establishment.

Don't Cross Ground Controllers!

While taxiing at Sydney's Mascot Airport, the crew of a Qantas flight departing for Perth made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a TigerAir 727.

An irate female ground controller lashed out at the Qantas Air crew, screaming: "Qantas 326, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about ten minutes, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, Qantas 326?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of Qantas 326. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit around Mascot was definitely running high.

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"