Welcome to the Alpine Cemetery! Cache is not hidden on or near a grave, and you won't need to move any earth to find it. Please respect the dead and don't disrupt the order of the landscaping.
I can't tell you what's in secret step five
You will know when you're no longer alive
Inhume your gloom within a tomb
Confine your mind behind a line
-They Might Be Giants, "Nine Secret Steps"