OUT14ND3R has been traveling the globe.
Let's welcome him back to Colorado and buy him a Hot Fudge Sundae on National Hot Fudge Sundae Day. It will be like one of those hot dog eating contests, but with Hot Fudge Sundaes.
Or the pie eating contest from Stephen King's Stand by Me. You know, where Gordie tells the story of a pie eating contest that ends in a a forceful stomach ejection shared by the whole audience? Let's do that, but without the ejection part. Just celebrate the Parker Pirate's return.
We'll gather at McDonalds (the host of the best pirate parties) and hang out for an hour or so.
