It's International Pirate Day! So bring yer grub, yer good sense o' humor, pull up a chair, 'n join us fer some gentleman o' fortune fun!
12 noon be the start time, 'n maybe 12.30 the finish, all aboard the cutter "Showgrounds". Ye'll be in trouble if ye misbehave, fer sure 'n yer punishment will be ghastly. Beware! Ye 'ave been warned!
Happy Pirate Day ye scallywags thar be nothin but plunder for ye!
Me 'n me Old Salt, the young wench grannysmith1947 will be lookin' out fer Scallywags, so be on guard.
Now, me hearties, when ye be loggin' this event "Will Attend" ye had better do this:
Complete the LAST LINE o' any one o' the followin' Limericks.
Ye'd better 'ave it all in yer log, or else
If ye fail t' do so. be warned - we'll Run a Rig on ye, or ye'll be walkin' the plank at the event!
1
A pirate has a peg for a leg,
And a stool has a leg for a peg.
Would they be brothers,
From different mothers-
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2
A daring pirate named Misty,
Declares the Armada is history,
She won't get the blame,
If she wins this game,
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3
There once a pirate named Jack,
Some would say he's a bit of a quack.
A Bucc both brave and bold,
Who loves chickens of gold.
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4
A witty pirate named Valkoor,
Has jokes and puns in store,
To lighten a heart,
He does more than his part,
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5
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Danced a hornpipe for all of his mates,
But he slipped on his cutlass,
And made himself `nut-less`,
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6
There once was a seadog named William
Who, when tankards were empty would fill 'em.
He'd pass round the rum
to every last bum
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So be ready fer some wild fun, 'n we'll leave ye wit' this:
There once was a game without update,
Some players were becoming irate!
Cool heads shall prevail,
We'll be soon setting sail.
And I for one, simply can not wait!
Happy Pirate Day ye scallywags - thar be nothin but plunder for ye!