This is Russellville’s first liars cache. We have heard about these types of caches, but have never found one before. Now Russellville has one, and you are reading the cache page for it. You need to read this entire cache page desctription so you will know what is in store for your searching adventures. To log this cache, it is requested you tell a lie, a big lie! However, logging a big lie in your log is TOTALLY OPTIONAL. We are just trying to have fun with cachers creativity when writing found logs. Normally telling a lie is greatly discouraged. But in this case, it is requested that your giant lie is included in your log. Just make sure it is not true. Try to log the most interesting whopper.
Stretching the truth, a white lie, a fib, a tale, spinning a yarn, misguiding, deceiving, misleading, exaggerating, distorting, misinforming, beguiling, or falsifying. It all boils down to the same thing… An untruth! That is what we are looking for.
And the fibbing starts right now.
To find this cache you will find that the easiest access will be by being lowered to ground zero from a helicopter or using a hovercraft. However, if funding prevents this, you may also achieve the find with no less than the following equipment: Rappelling gear, a canoe with additional safety flotation devices, or a jet pack. Having a water retrieving Labrador, preferably black in color, will also be very useful in finding this geocache. Once you have gotten within 1000 feet of this cache, you must bushwack through a snake-infested wetland area. Finally, the cache container is a large metal box secured with a padlock. I lost the key for the lock, so you will need your lock picking skills and equipment to get access to the log.
Once on scene with as many TOTT’s as you might think is needed, the rest will be up to you. Now for a small bit of truth, this is about the only place on the page you will find some truth. 1. The cache IS at the posted coordinates. 2. You will need to bring a writing (logging) utensil. 3. You will need to use some stealth as it’s in a public place. 4. There is some shade nearby because it has been incredibly hot lately, and we thought this would be appreciated.