"No, no - we don't have Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens with two k's, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have Carnaby Fudge by Darles Chikkens, nor Stickwick Stapers by Farles Wikkens with four m's and a silent q. Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?
"I did - they sent me here."
"Did they..."
"I wonder if you have a copy of The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and Her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Among the Giant Pygmies of Beckles, Volume Eight?"
"No, no, we don't have that one - funny, we've got quite a lot of books here."
"I wonder..."
This Monty Python quote is one of my favourites, and is provided for your amusement and edification.
The cache is hanging in a tree in the park.