Ainsworth: Hallo Doc.
Livingstone: Morning. I came as fast as I could. Is something up?
Ainsworth: Yes, during the night old Perkins had his leg bitten sort of... off.
Livingstone: Ah hah!? Been in the wars have we?
Perkins: Yes.
Livingstone: Any headache, bowels all right? Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then. [Looks around under sheet]
Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh good.
Livingstone: There's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything try and favour the other leg.
Perkins: Oh right ho.
Livingstone: Be as right as rain in a couple of days.
Perkins: Thanks for the reassurance, doc.
This Monty Python quote is one of my favourites, and is provided for your amusement and edification.
The cache is hanging near the corner of the fence.