“They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD... That's... Doctor of Thinkology.” — The Wizard of Oz to the Scarecrow.
"Some people without a brain do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" - Scarecrow to Dorothy