STOP
EVIL VILLIAN!
You will not befoul this facility’s landscaping!
For you now face THE GUARDIAN!
I protect the flora of this fine city day and night.
I and I alone keep dastardly motorists like you from
Trampling the vegetation of businesses.
So, begone from this area and threaten this garden no more!
Be glad my sister, The Poison Sumac, (Ivy was already trademarked) is not here. She's really irritating.