Alien Arrival Flashmob
12 to 12:30pm, Saturday June 7th
"The Alien Arrival at Eudunda"
[Scene: The main street of Eudunda, just before the aliens are set to land. A crowd has gathered, buzzing with excitement, but no one knows exactly when the aliens will arrive. There are a few JLWE event organizers in the crowd, preparing for the secretive landing.]
Narrator (JLWE Host) (standing at the front with a microphone, speaking to the crowd):
"Folks, we’ve been waiting for this moment for years. The aliens have been sneaking around, scouting our fields and... deciphering our cows' mooing patterns. But we’ve managed to pull off the greatest intergalactic event Eudunda has ever seen—so get ready!"
[The crowd murmurs, wondering what’s going on. Suddenly, a loud whooshing noise is heard in the distance. Everyone looks up in awe as a UFO—glowing and vibrant—starts to descend.]
[A dramatic pause as the spaceship lands in the center of the field. There’s an air of excitement and suspense.]
Alien Leader (Zorblatt) (stepping out of the spaceship, wearing a shiny space suit, with antennae bobbing comically):
(booming voice)
"Greetings, Earthlings! We are the Zorblattians from Cacheon 7! We have traveled across the cosmos to decode your... unique cow Moo’s and appreciate the art of your fields."
JLWE Event Organizer (Travellinbees) (nervously but with excitement):
"Uh, welcome! We’ve been expecting you, and we’ve set up a very special intergalactic event for you!"
Zorblatt (Alien Leader):
"Excellent! We’ve analyzed the location data, and your fields have the perfect intergalactic aesthetic. And your cows’ Moo’s? Their frequencies are—"
[Zorblatt suddenly pauses as one of the local cows lets out a particularly loud Moo from a nearby farm.]
Zorblatt (Alien Leader) (eyes widening in joy):
"Yes! This is exactly what we needed! Such clarity in the Moo's! Such... precision!"
(to the crowd)
"Tell us, Earthlings, where can we hear the most intergalactic song you have?"
[The JLWE event organizers exchange glances, scrambling to find the right song to please the aliens. One organizer, SnappyTom Cats, steps forward with a confident grin.]
Snappy Tom Cats (JLWE Organizer):
(smiling)
"We’ve got just the thing! It’s the most intergalactic song we could think of. A tune that transcends space, time, and musical genres."
[The crowd watches eagerly as Snappy Tom Cats pulls out a phone or plays a speaker, and the opening chords of "The Final Countdown" by Europe start to play. The alien leaders immediately perk up, exchanging impressed looks.]
Zorblatt (Alien Leader) (clapping excitedly):
"Yes! This song resonates with the frequencies of the universe! It’s... perfect! This is truly the sound of our kind. Earthlings, you have done well!"
[As the song plays, the aliens begin to perform a quirky alien dance, which is a mix of wobbly movements and graceful leaps—completely out of sync but filled with enthusiasm. The JLWE crowd starts cheering and laughing at the absurdity of the situation.]
Zorblatt (Alien Leader) (pausing the song mid-way):
"We shall record this moment and send it back to our home planet as a token of friendship. This is the sound that will echo across the cosmos for eons to come! We will never forget the great cows of Eudunda, or the... cosmic artistry of your fields."
JLWE Event Organizer (Travellinbees) (beaming with pride):
"Thank you for coming! We’re so glad you could appreciate our local Moo’s and intergalactic music selection. Now, if you’d like, we have some local specialties—perhaps some Eudunda cheese and a few more cows to Moo for you!"
Zorblatt (Alien Leader):
"Yes, please! And tell me more about your, uh, ‘cheese’. We have nothing like it back on Cacheon 7. Our culinary traditions mostly involve... space tofu."
[The scene ends with the aliens enthusiastically heading to the local food stand, trying cheese for the first time, while the JLWE organizers continue to celebrate their success in planning the greatest intergalactic event Eudunda has ever seen.]