LIAR LIAR!
It is totally unnecessary to attempt or complete this cache. If you are uncomfortable with unfathomable depths, oxygen depriving heights or macaroni salad then do not attempt this cache. This cache can be challenging to attempt, remember your safety is your responsibility and no one will think less of you if you chicken out. You must solve the most devious of challenges to get pen on paper to log the smiley. The secret code will need to be entered into the certitude checker.
First, take the last digit of the west coordinate and add precisely how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. Take the last three digits in the north coordinates and divide everything by zero. Finally, skip down to the final line in the description while simultaneously shrugging your shoulders.
Prior to attempting this arduous expedition you will likely need the following supplies: SCUBA gear, cordless extension cord, left handed potato peeler, football bat, plastic tuning spork, 3 pink ping pong balls, hula hoop, shake weight, glow stick batteries and a box of lightly salted grid squares.
The cache container may or may not be immensely large and of colossal weight. It is entirely possible that only the most worthy of cachers will possess the geopower to lift it. The cache may or may not be hidden deep beneath the crushing pressure of the elusive Pennsylvania inland sea. If your courage, football bat and scuba gear holds you may likely face the dreaded Raystown Ray serpent. Local legend says the only way to distract the beast is to chicken dance to the final location while still moving so slowly to be nearly imperceptible to the naked eye. If everything I said above isn't the truth, well, then it ought to be.
If you STILL need help, then you may or may not want to look at the hint and type it in the certitude checker below…
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certitude.