Hello and welcome to our hotel UNDER THE PINE TREES..
Yes, our large hotel is probably ugly, possibly dirty and definately rusty, but we hope to achieve favorite stars from our residents. Besides the residents, the hotel has souvenirs that may be taken and/or traded for your personal enjoyment. And the hotel maid loves to find these little tokens.
During your visit, please DO NOT PARK OR DRIVE ON THE GRASS...the manager gets very upset when tourists create their own parking lot. Feel free to park in the driveway. Two cars can fit side by side in the driveway opening.
And when you are ready to check out, sign the register and remember to close AND LATCH the door to the hotel. And please do not put gum or any food in the establishment. We hope to keep R.J. Raccoon from attempting a burglary for dessert after he has dinner with the local cats.
We are open for business. Come and register those pesky friends and relatives you now need to have moved along. And don't forget to sign out any resident you take with you. They all love to travel and their families like to know where they are. Enjoy!