"In the Crotchers Woods, you may hear a curious thing. Nay, not the roaring traffic of the monsterous DVP below, nor the soaring boom of the occasional airplane, nay not even the harrowing charm of the rushing trains that surround this site, but a more meticulous sound. A sound of the machine which inhabits the Don. It's presence can't be understated, it's hidden stature is a thing to reckon with, but it's only been regarded in tales and accounts from whispers and frantic calls from frightened passerbys, those unprepared for the presence of that which lies in the valley."
The Machine.
Do ye dare disturb it in its lair? It's a troublesome matter for even the bravest of heart to contend with.
Please keep in mind you'll need a Robertson screwdriver to access this cache. (A 1x1-1/2" will do)
BYOP