Ding!
I hear it! The new cache sound! A cache was published an I MUST get FTF now! I hop in my Lamborghini, yes, I have one. I recently brought it because I won BIG from an instant scratch it in a cache. Its a Lamborghini Magistro. Its quite a powerful car, making even the most expensive cars to shame. Another cool thing about the Magistro is that it does 0-60 in a whopping 0.4 seconds, impossible right?! Im riding along the road, but im listening to some sad blues which make me wanna cry, this is strange because the last time i wanna cry was when I missed out an FTF on a cache called Bus! Singing along to some happier songs made me get happier. As im driving by this big mansion I see that they have a what3words address on the front of their house, it reads Oneo-Zen-Ithaca which is the exact location of their house! Wow how handy!
Just pulling up to the parking coordinates of the cache I find a very large tower in a torn state, it had cracks in the metal, very rusty, however still looked good to climb! I told my self I will come back to it AFTER the FTF otherwise I would go berzerk! Erosion had clearly done its job on some nearby rock formations that when I stick my head in it and say something, the audio maximises due to the curvature, how cool! Thats, it. No more distractions. I run all the way to the cache and find that its up a tree, how good. I climb it but as I open the log, it seems like some other exotic soul has STOLEN MY FTF!!!!! I absolutely rage quit and storm back to the car. I see a woman going towards some teslas. Her car however is not a tesla, but its a car which ive seen around before...
FTF OF THIS CACHE RECIEVES 2 INSTANT SCRATCH ITS!
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