Hey snowflakes, this day isn't for you. There will be no participation trophies given, and if that hurts your feelings, tough! This National day is in honor of cutting out all the snowflakes.
Wait, what?? Today is make cut-out snowflakes day? Well then, that changes things. Paper will be provided. Since not everyone can be trusted with scissors, we will be tearing the paper. There may or may not be a trophy 🏆 for the most artistic rendition of a snowflake.
The event will be at Panera. Everyone is welcome and, as always, no purchase is necessary.