The cache is NOT at the posted coordinate, get the answers below and enter them into Certitude!
It is a time of bitter despair.
Across the galaxy, the sinister Dark Roast Order, under the rule of the fearsome Java the Hut, has taken control of every bean, blend, and barista.
Their flagship, the French Pressor, looms above caffeine-restricted planets, steaming milk with reckless abandon.
Led by the half-machine, half-macchiato tyrant DARTH DECAF, they have outlawed bold brews and replaced them with lukewarm half-caff alternatives. Even the sacred Flat White Temple has been foamed into ruins.
But not all is lost.
“If you're still reading this... you're stronger in the Froth than most.”
In the forgotten crema mines of Beanthooine, a young rebel named Baristakin Frother trains in the ancient ways of the Froth.
Guided by the spectral wisdom of Espresso Kenobi, the last surviving Brew Knight, Frother must awaken the secrets of the legendary Coarse Grind Codex—an ancient recipe inscribed on biodegradable filters.
“Hope you're still reading—this is the part where most stormtroopers give up and switch to decaf.”
Beside him stands his loyal crew:
- Brewbacca, a growling latte artist with a foamy temper.
- Latte Leia, princess of the Froth Alliance and wielder of the twin steam wands.
- C-3POUR, a protocol droid fluent in six million coffee shop dialects.
- And R2-DECAF, who mostly beeps and spills everything.
Together, they seek the planet of Arabica, where the mythical Blue Brew Beans are said to bloom beneath twin suns.
Their mission: recover the beans, restore the balance of the brew, and stop the Empire from turning the galaxy into one giant office breakroom.
“You will keep reading. You will find the answers. You will question your life choices after this many coffee puns.”
But beware: the cache is NOT at the posted coordinates.
Repeat: this is not a frappé. It's not there.
Only by answering three sacred questions hidden within this story and entering the correct phrase into CERTITUDE, will the true coordinates reveal themselves.
“If you’ve made it this far, you deserve a medal… or at least a free refill., maybe a bigger Difficulty rating”
Fail... and you’ll be forced to drink gas station coffee from a paper cup with a soggy lid.
The Froth is strong with you, seeker.
Don’t spill this chance.
To find the answers, listen you must… the Froth speaks.
1. What planet are the Blue Brew Beans found on?
2. What grind size is needed to decode the Codex?
3. What was the name of Java the Hut’s flagship?
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In Certitude, enter the three answers you must.
Fail, and gas station coffee, your destiny shall be.
Succeed, and find the cache, you will.
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Strong in the Froth, you are. Froth on.
Grateful, I am. Froth strong with you, it is. Happy caching, and may your brew be bold!
And May The Froth Be With You !!!
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