I asked my boots to go hiking with me...
but they said they needed time to do some sole-searching!
Why did the boot excel in school?
It read the footnotes!
I told my cowboy friend a joke about boots...
he thought it was heel-arious!
Why couldn't the boots get a divorce?
They were a perfect pair!
Why did the cowboy refuse to share his boots?
They were his sole-mates!
What do you call a pair of stylish boots?
Boot-iful!
Why did the boot break up with the sandal?
It couldn’t handle an open-toe relationship!
Why did the boot quit the band?
It wanted to be the sole musician!
Why did the shoes break up with the boots?
They felt like they were out-shined!
